" Life sure is rough! Eatin' is the bomb!!... sleeps okay, poopin' gets me kinda cranky, and mom thinks I'm gettin' chubby! I think I'm just fillin' out my skin! I hear baby fat is cute! My hair is quite a bit greasier today than this picture...I need a bath bad! I miss grandma and grandpa because they like to hold me ALL THE TIME. Mom keeps tryin' to put me down...I let her know that we need to negotiate the amount of time I want to be held and the amount of time she is able to hold me. Hey...she's got nothin' better to do...right??"